Emanhattan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Buttday: WASIM]

Hooray

damn hammi and nononzpoop it took you a while wtf

anyway HAPPY BDAY HAPPY BDAY HAPPY BDAY WASIIIIM AAAAAAAAA

[Prostitute Mickey 2]

I dont know what to think about this one

It just felt a bit too pulled out from nowhere. I really didnt find any humor in it.

I do understand the characterization and ambience of the cartoon but it just like something a 13 year old can come up with. (at least first one was). This cartoon, appart from having the "dirty" ambience didnt quite had anything to do with mickey as a prostitute.

In a nutshel, I didnt find it humorous. I think background art was great. Not so great art in the characters (except goofy, he looks dirtyer than the rest). Maybe its just me but I .... just didnt like the cartoon.

Still. It just looks like something made up for fun so I dont really mind. My only suggestion would be to explore more on your future flashes instead of applying the same strategy again and again because I have the strange feeling you have plans to make prostitute mickey 3.

P.s. I don´t mean to be disrispectful but this submission is definitely not worth a 4.30. Im just throwing that out there

Jonnyethco responds:

Well, I guess opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.

[Pixtropolis City]

hahaha. good job!

This was really cute thing to see. Animation was really cool at some parts (Not so impressive in others). And overall the presentation is very good.

Cool thing. Kind of a second deliver after pixelmas shorts.

It was kinda long tough and dragged on after a while. I would sugggest a shorter lenght for next time.

Good job anywayz!

fawx your animation has gotten significantly better give yourself a pat in the back!

[Ranger Doosh Ep. 1]

This was pretty cute!

I liked it a lot. the style was simple but did the job. Visually it was really stylish, nice pikcing of the colors rght here.

There isnt really a lot of "animation" its more like an animatic but Its still enjoyable, that chello guy has the funniest face Ive ever seen.

Overall it was phun phun. It had a few bugs when I saw it on the portal but Im sure it is either sorted out by now or you are working on it was I type.

My only sugestion would be to check the quality on EVERY picture next time. probably try more gif images? lol.

good luck

[LEFT4LOL]

left4lol?

Sorry to tell you this but if there were any lols....
I simply cant find any of them in this flash.

The infection joke at the beginning was prolongued, predictable and, in my opinion, pretty unfunny.
"Oh my god mexicans"- Altough racism can be extremelly funny at times, this was an exception, Im not even ofended with it, but Im suprised you actually wanted to put such a weak joke in your flash. this is when I closed the window.

Animationwise...There is no animation. As far as I saw, you tweened everything around at least for as long as I watched it.

Animation and humor are what I look in a flash toon. I didnt find any of them.

[Cat Cube!]

Cat thermocube

Only avaliable at the cat cube store!

[The Real Legend 3]

fuck you so hard ...

for making me laugh at "me amarraron como puerco"! hahahah

the animation is superb. One of the few decent parodies ive seen lately. the level of detail, altough cartoony, its pretty damn good. Has a lot of detail and illumination troughout cartoon.

Only thing that is pretty bad is the voice pitch of navy, in a way that, IT SOUNDS like navy, but completely ruins the movie somehow. its as annoying as it was in the game.

overall, the voice acting was terrific. those 30 frames with the owl were precious.

good job and good luck when making part 4

[Sketchy Friends Dance]

wow! really nice job boogley!

Sssstyle was the name of the game here.

I loved how each character had a unique colored outline and characteristic movements.

I noticed you put lots of effort into sinching the characters to the sounds, like that little guy on the left side that works as a drum :)

nice job!

TheBoogley responds:

yeah, I had to figure out the tempo of the music and match it to the frame rate carefully,
and even then it still needed tweaking a bit.

[Fat Dick Balls]

Horrendous, mediocre and unfunny

No offense but why did you even bother making this? Sure Metal gear funnies inspired you but this was more of a video game parody rather than something making fun of another flash animation. If this was intended to make fun of Mario parodies, I really can't see that anywhere in this flash. It's just the same old bullshit Mario movie with scenes that don't even make sense, even if they're supposed to be random humor, it wasn't that for sure.
This is just really bad and I knew it would be. You should be more ashamed of this more than anyone whos ever made a Mario parody.
this doesn't even work as a satire or as a parody, it is beyond terrible. You ripped off sounds from metal gear funnies, made an almost exact copy of the menu and NONE of the jokes/whatever were funny. appart from having a terrible voice acting and an incredibly mediocre animation in all aspects.
But if there is something that crosses the line, is the attitude of the collab organizer.

Starting a "Mario funnies" collab with complete ripoffs of another collab is an idea that I simply cant conceive, and changing the name later on just to cover up the shame is even worse. Metal gear funnies was made to make fun of people that make videogame parodies. You made (and are still making) videogame parodies. Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with making them but I do think its pretty stupid to say you are making a satire and instead make a lot of jokes that the thing you are making fun of uses. and for the record guys, a satire is NOT a parody of a parody.
As a result we get an incredible atoricity with no tails and heads that will most probably receive reviews in the vein of "OMG MARIO THE RULZORZ""!!!

This is probably the worse cartoon ive seen in my life on Ng. and I mean it.

Horsenwelles responds:

seriously.... read the reviews eman

thier realistic

im showing you that not all of NG are idiots you bigot

also, your mimicing half of the reviews of MGF lol

[Into The Wild]

Simple but nice to see

I really like your artowrk man it always make the characters look kinda greast and unkempt. really nice stuff.

nice use of colors, btw.

UnderARock responds:

thanks mang, appreciate it C: