Emanhattan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Hobbit Book Preview]

hahahahahaha!!!!

this is the ridickulest movie ever!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
i have read the hobbit,and there were 13 dwarfs, not 12,
gandalf DEFINETIVELY cannot fly,if he could, he would'nt have a horse,bilbo looked like a friend of mine....
I LAUGHTED TO DEATH.,...HAHAHAHAH!!
but stilll....it is a bad movie.

[Silvercherry has aids!]

SO STUPID IT'S FUN.

what the fuck was that,????this days everyone sends these weird,careless flash animations.
i don't get it..., it's just to gay for my taste.

ShitlordCentral responds:

What do you mean, Silvercherry is clearly a woman!!

[Oceans In Motion]

so...¿shall i laugh,or dance or do something?

BEST MOVIE EVER!(said the begining)...and then i saw that shitty flash colors and sounds....
do better because the critics will judge if it is funny or not

cvncpu responds:

thnx

[Duck Hunt: Target = Mirth]

I DID NOT LAUGH

......it was quite disapointing......i mean... it was like 5 seconds long and had bad killing effects....awfull man, im sorry i don't wanna
insult my fellow crappy flash mates.

[Sheik's a woman?]

oh,good one mate,

hehe, how would i love that you could do that on an actual zelda game.EXCELENT ZTYLE!

[Animator vs. Animation]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUTTTTSTANDING!!!

no way!!! i hate stick figure flash but this kicks ass!! i've never seen sometin' like it!!
and, besides, it had a COOOL ENDNG.
my whole 10 belong tho this!!!

[Zelda: Don Keyote 2]

.....strange..

I...I.... I DON'T GET IT, IS THIs LIKE A "DON QUIJOTE" PARODY or sometin'?

[Intro to the Stock Market]

boooring....

i mean.... it was a good try...but,.... i dunno, just hated it....

Malkavbug responds:

I will be the first to admit that the humor is not for everyone, nor is it normally seen in NG.

Don't blame you for that :P

[Zelda, the flyin' thing]

yawn...

another crrappy entry enters newgrounds, good job you funny critics.
things i did not like:
CHICKEN KILL
THE ENVIRONMENT
!THERE'S NO STORY AT ALL!

[Mega Man Get's Revenge 2]

nuthing.

you se...it was pretty funny man, but i think you should do wat you does best, the ROTMK series were great, make one similar
with megaman sprites